294/365

As. If.

281/365

Oh, dear.

195/365

A leaf vacuum! 

161/365

In the houseware department with Emily.  I swear we just did this not too long ago. 

114/365

A PIGEON flew into my house through the chimney!

69/365

Mandy cut this cake.  I think this is the worst cut cake I've ever seen.  I don't even understand how it could have those weird angles.  It must defy some law of physics.

54/365

This massive hole appeared in the garden across the road from Grandma's during the night.  Half the neighbourhood has been out to examine it.  The general consensus is that it must be a fox. Just so it's not a badger.

33/365

No. I don't know what's going on here either.

23/365

See that man in the hat?  I've been the same place as him like six times in the last two days! It's like I'm stalking a tramp.

3/365

In a strange meeting of fiction and reality Emily catered for a Nintendo conference on the day that Lizzy and Molly did nothing but play SuperMario Cart on the Wii.  So as well as seeing Mario characters on my Telly screen they were also along the road when I went to pick Emily up from Work.